"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."



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"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."


"The little things? The little moments? They aren't little."


"If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning."


“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safe in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand- strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO- What a ride!”


"The scientific theory that I prefer most is that the rings around Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."


"The original Greek word for model means "misshapen ball of clay" and I try to think about that every time I get in front of a camera." (Zoozlander)



By Jack Handy

• I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites & not even feel it.

• Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

• To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

• If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.



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